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Arming the Proletariat with Potato Guns

[first joke]

- Hey Hefe
- What?
- What do you call a guy who
hangs out with musicians?
- Uh... you?

[second joke]

- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
- I don't know
- Free ham!

[third joke]

- Hey Hefe, what do you
call four Mexicans in
quicksand?
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- What?
- Cuatro Sink-o!
- Ay!!

[fourth joke]

- Hey Melvin, you know why
Hitler comitted suicide?
- Why?
- 'Cause he got the gas bill!

[fifth joke]

- Woah guys, woah, that's
not funny man, you crossed
the line with that one. I
don't know if I ever told
you this, but my
grandfather, he died in a
concentration camp
- Oh, Smelly, that's
terrible. I didn't know that
- How did he die?
- He fell off the watchtower