Norma Jean Harper Valley P.T.A. Lyrics:
I wanna tell you all the story bout the Harper
Valley widow wife Who had a teenage daughter who
attended Harper Valley Junior High Well her
daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even
stop to play And she said mom I got a note here
from the Harper Valley PTA Well the note said Mrs
Johnson you're wearin' your dresses way too high
And it's reported you've been drinkin' and a
runnin' round with men and goin' wild And we don't
believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little
girl this way And it was signed by the secretary
Harper Valley PTA Well it happened that the PTA
was gonna meet that very afternoon And they were
sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt
into the room As she walked up to the blackboard I
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can still recall the words she had to say She said
I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper
Valley PTA Well there's Jody Taylor sittin' there
and seven times he asked me for a date And Mrs
Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's
away And Mr Baker can you tell us why your
secretary had to leave this town And shouldn't
wodow Jones be told to keep Her window shades all
pulled completely down Well Mr Harper couldn't be
here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll
find she's had a little nip of gin And when you
have the nerve to tell me you think that as a
mother I'm not fit Well this is just a little
Payton Place and you're all Harper Valley
hypocrites No I wouldn't put you on because it
really did it happened just this way The day my
mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA The day my
mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
Lyrics: Harper Valley P.T.A., Norma Jean [end]