Oh, well imagine as I'm pacing the pews
In a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help but to hear
An exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful wedding, ”
What a beautiful wedding
Says a brides maid to a waiter
“Yes but what a shame, what a
shame the poor groom’s bride
is a whore”

I'd chime in with a haven't you
people ever heard of,
Closing the god-damn door,
No, it's much better to face
these kinds of things,
With a sense of poise, and rationality
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Oh, well in fact,
We’ll all look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/gTbWell this calls for a toast
so pour the Champagne
x2

I'd chime in with a haven't you
people ever heard of,
Closing the god-damn door,
No, it's much better to face
these kinds of things,
With a sense of poise, and rationality
x2

Again…

I'd chime in with a haven't you
people ever heard of,
Closing the god-damn door,
No, it's much better to face
these kinds of things,
With a sense of poise, and rationality
x2

Again…