Parodies Bowel Moves Lyrics:
I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds.
Pants too tight, seams bustin' out.
Just had a big burrito With beans and rice.
The salsa on top with some extra spice.
Lots of extra spice.

(Oooo.)
Out there in the bathroom, where the air gets heavy,
(Ooo-whoo-whoo.)
Sat on a cold seat, thought I was ready.
(Oooo.)
Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news,
(Ooo-whoo-whoo.)
Workin' on a bowel move.
Tryin' to move some backed-up, drive-thru food.
Workin' on a bowel move.
And it was takin' time, mmm-mmm-mmm.
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I was up last night tryin' to make some thunder.
How long would it take, I sat and wondered.
Started readin' a magazine from 1962.
And I'm waitin' on a bowel move.
'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese,
That's turned to glue.
Prayin' for a bowel move.
I'm out of paper again.

Bowel move, mm-mmm.
(Bowl move.) Ain't it funny how it takes so much time.
(Bowl move.) For a bowl move.
(Bowl move.)
I wanna remember, I wanna remember, I wanna remember.
(Bowl move.) I shoulda brought my cam'ra.
Ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo.
(Oooo.) Ooo-ooo, ooo-oo.
(Oooo.) Oh, yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah, heh.
(Oooo.) Un-huh.
(Oooo.) Un-huh.
(Oooo.)
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