Parodies Cheney's Got a Gun Lyrics:
Dick Cheney's got a gun.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
Dick Cheney's got a gun.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
The safety's come undone.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
Squinting in the Texas sun,
[Sound of rifle shot.]
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?

They say when Cheney goes to Texas,
You'll find him huntin' fish and game.
His buddy had it comin',
'Cause when Cheney's got a gun,
He's just not that good at takin' aim.

Cheney's got a gun.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
Dick Cheney shot someone.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
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Cindy Sheehan better run.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
Better watch her liberal buns.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
Tell him that the war's not through,
He'll probably put a hole in you.

He tracked a little bitty birdie,
Hopin' to blow out its brains.
(Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.)
They say the spell that he gets under,
From double barrel thunder,
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insa-a-a-ane.

Run away, run away from the Vice President.
Yay-yay-yeah.
Run away, run away, run from Dick
Che-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-nee

Dick Cheney's got a gun.
The safety's come undone.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
[Fade.]
Cindy Sheehan 1 better run.
He's a weapon of mass destruction.
[Sound of rifle shot.]
Cheney shot someone...
Lyrics: Cheney's Got a Gun, Parodies [end]