Parodies Honda Accord Lyrics:
[Spoken:]
I'd like to do a song of great social and political import.
It goes like

this...

[Sung, a capella:]
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?
Mercedes insurance, I cannot afford.
If I drove a Porsche, I'd still be ignored.
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?

Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me some silicone implants?
The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance.
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Them doctors make mountains of hills made for ants.
Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me some silicone implants?

Oh Lord, won't'cha find me a good-lookin' male?
My boyfriend is lazy and big as a whale.
Spends all of my money when he's not in jail.
Oh Lord, won't'cha find me a good-lookin' male?

Everybody!

Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?
Mercedes insurance, I cannot afford.
My car's held together with a big bungie cord.
So Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?

[Spoken:]
That's it.

[Singer laughs.]
Lyrics: Honda Accord, Parodies [end]