Parodies Inflatable Woman Lyrics:
Hmm-umm, daten-da-dah, umm, umm.

I needa a good woman, it would be ecstasy,
But nothin' that's human would get next to me.

I said, a-umm, yeah, she's fine.
I'll take her.

[Sounds of someone blowing up an inflatable object.]

Ugh!

Inflatable woman, nothin' much inside.
she's my blow-up bride.
I picked her up at the discount store.
I took her home and threw her on the floor.
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She looked at me with that vacant stare.
I could tell she was my kind of air--
Headed woman, gonna make her mine.
she's practically human, as close as I could find.

[Short instrumental break with more blowing up sounds.]

Inflatable woman, layin' next to me.
If only she could see.
she's a real cheap date at night.
she's quiet and don't have much appetite.
And if I feel like givin' her a smack,
She always finds a way to burst right back.
My woman, my little rubber maid.
Inflatable woman, I can always get lay-ay-ay-tex.

[Instrumental and blowing up sounds to end.]

[Bursting sound.]

[Crying.]
Lyrics: Inflatable Woman, Parodies [end]