Parodies (Sellin' All) My Junk on Ebay Lyrics:
Clickin' in the mornin' sun,
I'll be checkin' when the evenin' come.
Watchin' the bids roll in,
Till the auction finally comes to an end, yeah.

I'm sellin' all my junk on E-bay,
Watch an old tire roll away, ooo.
I'm movin' lots of crap on E-bay,
It's listin' time.

Looks like some fool's gonna pay
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For plastic toys McDonald's just gave away.
I can't belive there's ten bids on Spiderman Underoos,
Well, I guess they don't mind the stain.

A video of Barnaby Jones,
And this broken pair of Sony headphones.
There's two thousand pounds of foam,
And a small, electric, nose-hair comb, yeah.

Sellin' all my junk on E-bay,
If they don't buy it, I'll throw it away, oo-ooo.
A useless coo-coo clock on E-bay,
It's supper time.

[Whistling to end, punctuated by "coo-coo."]
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