Parodies SPEEA Employee Lyrics:
Walked off a job at Boeing and I didn't look back,
At their latests contract, but it wasn't worth crap.
Talks are goin' nowhere 'cause we reached an impasse.
Thank God I'm a SPEEA employee.

Been off for several weeks and it's gettin' kinda tight.
Eatin' Mac'n'Cheese almost every single night.
Hope there's people out there understandin' our plight.
Thank God I'm a SPEEA employee.

Well, my little bit of savings didn't take us very far,
Had to sell the TV and the VCR.
If we can't pay the mortgage, we'll be sleepin' in the car.
Thank God I'm a SPEEA employee.

Well, I got me a sign and I'm gonna go picket,
They offered up some crumbs but that just ain't the ticket.
Took their latest offer and I tol' them where to stick it!
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Thank God I'm a SPEEA employee.

[Spoken:]
[Male #1:]
You know, I've been doing some quick calculations and if we put a chimney
on top of the burn barrell, not only will we get more BTUs, we'll also use
less rough fuel. Let me just bring up those figures on my lap top.

[Male #2:]
Ah, excuse me, could you do me a little favor?

[Male #1:]
Certainly, what's that?

[Male #2:]
Could you go picket down at the other end of the line. Freakin' pinhead.

[Sung:]
Well, I'm out on the line and I'm gonna stick to it.
My wife, she started bawlin' when I told her I would do it.
If it goes on to my flogger I'm gonna have to say, "Screw it!"
Whoh! Thank God I'm a SPEEA employee.

[Laughing.]
Lyrics: SPEEA Employee, Parodies [end]