Parodies Weight Watcher Lyrics:
I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher,
Watchin' food go by, my, my, my.
I'm a weight watcher, I'm a plate watcher,
Here comes a cream pie.
Mm-mmmm-mmh!

I was just a boy when I tried to eat my toys,
Couldn't reach my toes to put my shoes on.
But now I'm 28, I'm big, fat, and overweight,
I've got a new pastime to chew on.

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I'm a weight watcher, I'm a plate watcher.
Watchin' food go by, my, my, my.
Plate of cheese nachos, I gotta watch those.
Here comes some now.
Mm-mmmm-mmh!
Mmmm.

[Spoken:]
Oh, no, none for me thanks. I'm watchin' my figure.
Though they look delicious. No, no, no, no.
Mmmm. Oh, they smell good too.
I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
Mmmm, what're those, mmmm?
Did you make these yourself? Mmmm-ooo.
Well, maybe just two.
Lyrics: Weight Watcher, Parodies [end]