Parodies What if God Smoked Cannabis? Lyrics:
If God had long hair and a goatee,
And if His eyes were pretty glazed,
If He looked spaced out would you buy His story?
Would you believe He had an eye infection?

And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked.
Yeah, yeah, God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-died, micro bus,
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place in the beginning,
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Did He plant any seeds,
Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they’d be hungry for the apple,
That the snake was always off'rin'?

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great.
Yeah, yeah, God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you s'pose He had a buzz,
When He made the platypus,
When He created Earth, our home?

Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls his own,
Up there in Heaven on the throne?

And when the Saints go marchin' home,
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl?
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