Paul Gross Santa Drives a Pickup Lyrics:
christmas eve was comin'
the elves were feeling low
santa claus was sweating
cause there wasn't any snow.
the weather went all crazy
the seasons flipped around
the north pole felt like fiji
the world was upside down.
so santa did some thinkin
with his special secret brew
and all at once it hit him
he said boys here's what we'll do!
the elves topped up the gas tank
santa climbed aboard
they turned the engine over
on that 67 ford!
santa drives a pickup
the reindeer ride in back
watch out for that fat man
he'll be comin' down your stack!
santa drives a pickup
he's a redneck maniac
watch out for the big guy
he'll be comin' down your stack!
[girl elf:]
okay, try now!
the ford she started hummin'
santa flashed a grin
he gave the elves a victory sign
and said shall we begin?
they loaded up the toys and all
the goodies for the folks
as rudolph got a map out
and he studied all the roads.
santa winked at mrs claus
she said honey come home soon
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remember I love you!
santa waved and hit the gas
and boy that truck did fly
laid a patch of rubber
said we're goin' world-wide!
santa drives a pickup
the reindeer ride in back
watch out for that fat man
he'll be comin' down your stack!
santa drives a pickup
he's a redneck maniac
watch out for the big guy
he'll be comin' down your stack!
crusin' down I-95
a trooper tracked him down
he said mister what's your hurry
someone run you out of town?
santa said here's my ID
the liscence for my sleigh
the trooper took one look and said
mr claus, I'll lead the way!
next mornin' all the boys and girls
were joyful as could be
as they woke to find their presents
underneath the christmas tree
santa was contented
as he turned out all the lights
he said merry christmas to one and all
and to all a good night!
santa drives a pickup
the reindeer ride in back
watch out for that fat man
he'll be comin' down your stack!
santa drives a pickup
he's a redneck maniac
watch out for the big guy
he'll be comin' down your stack!
santa drives a pickup
the reindeer ride in back
watch out for that fat man
he'll be comin' down your stack!
santa drives a pickup
he's a redneck maniac
watch out for the big guy
he'll be comin' down your stack!
Lyrics: Santa Drives a Pickup, Paul Gross [end] 