Peds Condoms Lyrics:
they come in all sizes and colors
you can even call them rubbers
you can stretch 'em over your head
just can't wear 'em when your dead
cave men had 'em long ago
clinton wears 'em when women say "lets go"

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open the package take it out
squeeze the tip holler and shout
when erect pull it over penis
rock the house make love to your venus

find 'em in the glove box of your car
buy 'em in the bathroom of the bar
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ask your father he's got a drawer full
ask your friend because he's so cool

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condoms are your friend till the end
condoms are not considered a sin
condoms come after the first kiss
condoms keep you kidless

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after you've kissed check all around
oh my god not a condom to be found
now that your dates gone sour
you'll have to run home & take a cold shower

© 1997 birth control music.
words & music by steven f.
cook and van
Lyrics: Condoms, Peds [end]