Presence Tonz of fun Lyrics:
[Intro]
How shallow can a man be
I borrowed this story
from a friend
now an enemy
'cause no friend of
mine would ever cross
the line
and disrespect a lady of any kind
[Verse 1]
[sing] Stranger in my bed
can't recall last night
that's why
I'm sleepin' with
Carney Wilson's head
oh god
got to wash my nuts
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[rap] Go Go get dressed
get outta my bed
now find your way home
Go
[Verse 2]
[sing] Lucky to have survived
she was more than twice my size
big is beautiful
but I'm just a small guy
and I could break
under the weight of her thighs
maybe now I should
quit my drinkin'
what was I thinkin'
oh god
I've done it once again
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[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[rap] I had the beer
goggles strapped on
passed out
face down
naked on the lawn
awakened by the
vibration of the earth
shaking
the type of
girl that
literally
brings home the
bacon
in my state of mind
I was hers for the taking
it seems she was
interested in some
lovemaking
"do you know Jay Slim, I
heard he was hung"
it was then that I knew
we were in for wang chung
she grabbed my car keys
my ID
we dipped
in between sips of Schlitz
she kept lickin' her lips
I couldn't tell if
that meant she wanted
my dick
or to drive-thru KFC for
another drumstick
[sing] I feel so ashamed
no one to blame but myself
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[Outro]
How shallow can a man be
he must be too blind to see
that he's bleeding insecurities
and she cries…
Lyrics: Tonz of fun, Presence [end]