Presidents of the United States of America Back Porch Lyrics:
happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation
slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation kitty
at my foot meowin' out a conversation rockin' back
'n' forth that's my only destination old man on
the back porch old man on the back porch old man
on the back porch and that old man is me old man
on the back porch old man on the back porch old
man on the back porch and that

meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow

got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation
got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect
prescription got twenty little worms all plug into
amplification got fifteen hundred bass drum
luggin' bug eyed monkeys all arriving at the
station

old man on the back porch old man on the back
porch old man on the back porch and that old man
is me old man on the back porch old man on the
back porch old man on the back porch and that

me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa

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chris and dave's part sung at the same time
improvised

chris i'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my
legs back rockin in my rockin'chair just sittin'
there on the little back porch it's about to fall
apart so i think i might repair it just as i'm
thinkin about repairin' it some little friends
come along with some two string one string no
string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug
them all into the back porch and they sit around
playing all their favorite songs and kickin back
feelin' real good real fine real full of the wine
and everything's fine everything's beautiful
everything's great and i just feel so good you
know i'm seventy years old and i'm slurpin'
everything through a straw

dave i'm sittin' here on the back porch just
eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw and i
heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just
like a warm body fluid goin' down little players
comin' 'round pluggin' in their instruments
feelin' good about themselves singin' original
songs by the original masters and i'm sittin'
there on the porch rockin' back 'n' forth in my
little old chair

but i'm an old man on the back porch old man on
the back porch old man on the back porch and that
old man is me old man on the back porch old man on
the back porch old man on the back porch and that
Lyrics: Back Porch, Presidents of the United States of
America [end]