I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I
mean Stood there and I've waited and choked back
the urge to scream And if I had my druthers I'd
screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC Perhpas you may
know vaguely what I mean I sit back and smoke away
huge chunks of memory As I slowly inflict upon
myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

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comes a time for every man to sail the seas of
cheese Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there
are unpleasantries Cold toilet seats, dentist
chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I
mean I've stood in line and waited near an hour
and fifteen And if I had my druthers I'd screw
that chimpanzee-call it pointless