Princess Superstar Bad Babysitter Lyrics:
Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food,
kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too And a hot Jew,
Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time
Out Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch
cartoons? HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the
room! I assume your folks are gonna be out late,
go make me Kool Aid I'm a sit on the couch and
masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if
he ate Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of
them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets Damn
they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss
these Chanel links? In high heels you look like
Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink (I want my
mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well But if
you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told
me you're goin straight to hell Well if you don't
like it I can leave and then you'll be alone
believe me that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV Put on your jammers
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and don't wet the bed I got a camera I'll take a
picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass
murderers spotted in the area I'm a bad
babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm makin 6 bucks an hour Let's make
Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies
outta ya skin while you sleep Keep still, I gotta
check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these
pills? I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag
and the Tagament Stop throwin up I'm not paid
enough you clean up the rug Is that Fluff? I told
you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All
right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6
but my boy just came over and he wants me to give
him head Sit his bare ass on the couch where you
watch Small Wonder Next time you see Vicky the
spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used
your mom's cucumber Don't worry I'll put it back
in the Frigidaire Scared? You can have it for
supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware No bedtime
story, Gabe get off you're so horny! Josh get in
bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom
in the mornin No porn and shut the shade Gabe- One
day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while
you gettin paid
Lyrics: Bad Babysitter, Princess Superstar [end]