Pt Grimm & the Dead Puppies Die-Oh-Niceez Lyrics:
Hello, this is an automated greeting,
Warning, I am not suitable for adults,
Everything I say is fucking offensive,
If you are offended, go fuck yourself with a relatives dick,
If you are an orphan substitute a strangers dick,
But keep in mind that your parents didn't want you,

Step one,
Take your telephone and throw it in your toilet and flush,
Step two,
Take a chair and throw it through your television set,
Step three,
Repeat step two but substitute your computer for your television,
Step Four,
Kill everyone who lives in a one mile radius of your home,
Step five,
Mutilate your genitals, they will only distract you,
Step six,
Burn down your house,
Step Seven,
Get angry with yourself because you can't believe you did all those dumb things
because a computerized voice told you to,
Step eight,
Kill yourself, you have nothing left to live for

Thank you

"And now another [crash] useless fact"

I'm ^$%##@!$^% this to (%&$^&# I am
unsuitable for adults, I'm fucking offensive, so
$$$$$ shadow where's my *&^! motherfucker?
We hide in your #@$*$ with cameras implanted in
our heads, and watch you while you *&#% and
%#@!. The church of Mr. &%**!#&, such a
simple gesture, made me a man while saliva dripped
off my face. I am the 1 and not really 2 involved,
but I appreciate the jiggle none the less. My name
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is labia and I just may be a, secret suppository,
from mesopotamia, I invoke thee unto... Here he comes. Beware.


"Welcome to the voicemail for P.T. Grimm and the Dead Puppies,
we're currently avoiding your call. At the message, leave a tone"

[beep]
You have 15 messages
[beep]

Uh.. hello, I.. I got this number off the mailing list,
and an.. I.. i'm confused Mr. P.T. Grimm cause, uh
[beep]

Pick up the phone, pick up the phone, pick up the phone,
pick up the phone, pick up the phone, pick up the phone,
pick up the phone, pick up the phone, pick up the phone,
pick up the phone, pick up the phone you bitch
[beep]

Hi, this message is for ****, this is J.J. calling from ****,
I know it's hard to believe but you've been chosen for four
**** airline tickets compliments of ***, you can use your tickets
[beep]

Okay P.T. Grimm, come upstairs take food for ***
[beep]

Hey dork-o-opolis, what's up with your coropolis(?), I got the
NYPD blue pulling me over, um, what was I say, you on
the list for tomorrow bitch, at the colofucking'bitch'sium
'bitch', uh, you under your free regular name 'bitch', sorry to
Clark Kent you 'bitch', cause I know you wanna walk in and be
like i'm Marilyn Manson, but I didn't put you under Marilyn Manson
I put you under whats on your drivers licenseses, um, so come on down,
say hi, um, go to the will call desk
[beep]

Monkey's and werewolves and apple pies, can't keep me from your
thighs, pick up your phone Mr. [horn] , or i'll stick a hose in
your as..
[beep]

Neilton
[beep]

End of Messages
Lyrics: Die-Oh-Niceez, Pt Grimm & the Dead Puppies [end]