Punchline The Dane Song Lyrics:
He’s a friend you can depend on for a smile,
Everyday or even just once in a while. The man, we
sung about in the van. All the girls agree that he
is pretty sweet. Got a ticket once for pissing in
the street, But he just really needed to pee.

If I could I would take his face and make it
famous, He’s a real celebrity…or at least he is to
me.

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to
concerts, He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides
to practice, then he got a new car I met him in
the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid, Cause
once he said to me “run” and when I started
running he shot me with a BB gun.

He’s my only friend that I am taller than. Yet
everyday he takes a Flinstone’s vitamin, He says,
his favorite ones are the red. He’s a friend and a
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musician and a ref, Listens to heavy music loud
and one day he’ll be deaf, Oh well….he won’t need
hearing in hell.

If I could I would take his face and make it
famous, He’s a real celebrity…or at least he is to
me.

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to
concerts, He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides
to practice, then he got a new car. I met him in
the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid, Cause
once he said to me “run” and when I started
running he shot me with a BB gun.

If I could I would take his face and make it
famous, He’s a real celebrity and he gets into the
shows for free. He’s a friend like a friend should
be.

Plays bass in a band and he hangs out with the
Shrimpman, Drinks until he’s silly every single
Friday at Tequila Willie’s. If you’re looking for
a good time you can find him online. Ask me for
his screen name. And so ends my shout out to my
very good friend Dane.
Lyrics: The Dane Song, Punchline [end]