Red Buttons Strange Things Are Happening Lyrics:
[Applause.] [Buttons/(Audience):] Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
He-he. (He-he.)
Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.
[Spoken with echo effect:] Strange things are happening.
[Sung:] I once had a teacher,
Who flunked me in History.
She asked, "Who shot Lincoln?"
I answered, "Don't blame me!"
[Laughter.] [Buttons/(Audience):] Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
He-he. (He-he.)
Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.
[Spoken with echo effect and exaggerated accent:] Strange things are happening.
[Sung:] I gave golden earrings,
To someone who's sweet sixteen.
Now I'm so embarassed,
Her ears are turning green.
[Laughter.] [Buttons/(Audience):] Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
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Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.
[Buttons dances and audience applauds.] [Spoken with exaggerated tone:] Strange things...
[Sung:] I went to the movies,
And witnessed the strangest scene.
One kid brought a T.V.
And tried to dial a scream.
[Laughter.] [Buttons/(Audience):] Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
Hay-hay. (Hay-hay.)
He-he. (He-he.)
[Spoken with exaggerated tone:] Strange things, strange things...
[Sung:] Since girls wear those blue jeans,
My troubles just never cease.
What looks like my nephew,
Turns out to be my niece.
4 [Laughter.] [Buttons/(Audience):] Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
He-he. (He-he.)
Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.
[Spoken with echo effect and exaggerated accent:] Strange things...
[Spoken, with a funny voice:] Ah, this is Rocky Buttons,
And I wanna tell you,
The strangest things happen to me.
[Laughter, applause, whistles.]Lyrics: Strange Things Are Happening, Red Buttons [end]