Red Buttons Lyrics
Strange Things Are Happening

[Applause.]

[Buttons/(Audience):]
Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
He-he. (He-he.)
Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.

[Spoken with echo effect:]
Strange things are happening.

[Sung:]
I once had a teacher,
Who flunked me in History.
She asked, "Who shot Lincoln?"
I answered, "Don't blame me!"

[Laughter.]

[Buttons/(Audience):]
Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
He-he. (He-he.)
Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.

[Spoken with echo effect and exaggerated accent:]
Strange things are happening.

[Sung:]
I gave golden earrings,
To someone who's sweet sixteen.
Now I'm so embarassed,
Her ears are turning green.

[Laughter.]

[Buttons/(Audience):]
Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
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He-he. (He-he.)
Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.

[Buttons dances and audience applauds.]

[Spoken with exaggerated tone:]
Strange things...

[Sung:]
I went to the movies,
And witnessed the strangest scene.
One kid brought a T.V.
And tried to dial a scream.

[Laughter.]

[Buttons/(Audience):]
Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
Hay-hay. (Hay-hay.)
He-he. (He-he.)
[Spoken with exaggerated tone:]
Strange things, strange things...

[Sung:]
Since girls wear those blue jeans,
My troubles just never cease.
What looks like my nephew,
Turns out to be my niece. 4

[Laughter.]

[Buttons/(Audience):]
Ho-ho. (Ho-ho.)
He-he. (He-he.)
Ha-ha. (Ha-ha.)
Strange things are happening.

[Spoken with echo effect and exaggerated accent:]
Strange things...

[Spoken, with a funny voice:]
Ah, this is Rocky Buttons,
And I wanna tell you,
The strangest things happen to me.

[Laughter, applause, whistles.]