Man, what time is it?
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
Holy shit!
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
I shouldn't a drank all
that shit last night
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
Aw
Another day, same couch
rib cushions my feet
pop tart and milk
great 'fridge'
got nothing to eat
love left me for money
she's a ho anyway
gonna sip my 12 and get drunk all day
I sit and get high, make cocktail dry
love is a lie, and I am alive
it seems boring, number rolling
so I'll just sit here, light
a cig upon the stove
and crack a beer and watch
Chico and The Man
I got my pony watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
don't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my beer watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
don't got no job
Wakin' up, bogart
I'm might be dope, but I'm not fly
might as well die
or maybe I'll actually take
my lazy, shitty ass and
walk outside
iller than the neighbor's
ignorate, judgemental wife
in disgust, naw
I think I'll smoke one more
cigarette, and watch the
Spanish Channel and lust
maybe I'll glue my eyes
closed, maybe I'll write
Shakspearean prose in
the nude
in search, ending up
searching for strange
focuses, while swallowing
Quaaludes
"Hey dude!"
"What?"
I'm fuckin bored
My brain chemicals will allow no joy
I'm sick of decoys
So I lay under the covers
one more beautiful sunny
day and watch my stolen
cable
"Why don't you enjoy life
for what it is?"
I'm not able
and hey, who'd I wake up next to?
I don't remember you
"but Brooks, I'm
your true love from high
school...gimme a hug
baby"
"hey, hey, hey, fuck you"
but anyway, back to the
numbing sound of quality
programming
I think I'll drink liquor,
curse God and a watch Knots
Landing
black out the windows
'cause the Sun's screwing
up my reception, damn
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Chico and The Man
I got my beer watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my brew watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin'
I lost my job, my car battery dead
and I'm pissin' on the
seat, can't get a trade
to the head
how in the hell did it get this bad?
gonna wipe my ass with the want-ads
and I'm eatin' stale
Pop-tarts and bustin' farts
done turned unemployment into an art
tell the whole world to leave me alone
don't knock on my door,
don't call my phone
I ain't pleasing you but
motherfucker I'm grown
and I'm lazy as hell but I'm on my own
cigarettes, empty bottles and dirty socks
underwear with skidmarks
and a broken clock
my cigs piled high where the roaches roam
on a two-week old plate of chicken bones
diggin' in my ass and I grab the remote
switch on the Magnava
and guess what's on?
What's that?
Chico and The Man
I got my pony, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high, watchin'
Chico and The Man
got a Pop-tart, eatin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need a life, watchin'
Chico and The Man
can't get no pussy, watchin'
Chico and The Man
what's happenin' to me, watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need some money, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need a woman, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm on my ass, watchin'
Chico and The Man
this life's a bore, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm all alone, watchin'
Chico and The Man
countin' the roaches, watchin'
Chico and The Man
need to get some jobs, watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
and you know
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
I don't give a fuck man, you know
my mom says I ain't got no
responsibilites you know
and all
You know maybe she was a hippie
from the 60's
and she just gave me some ill gene
you know what I mean?
blah, blah, blah
Fuck it!