Rehab Lyrics
Halftime

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a
hell of a game thus far, Wink. Wink Dinkerson
(Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know,
Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip
All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School
for the Blind. CJ: Hmmm. Wow! WD: He's like a
nine-dicked weasel. CJ: You know, also, Danny
Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U.
WD: Huh? CJ: They said he majored in kickin'
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ass. WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiend's list!
(Laughter) CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do
crack yourself up, don't 'cha? Well, for the
halftime show we have a group called Rehab. WD:
Ahhh! CJ: Apparently, they're gonna perform with
the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders
and some guy named "Killer" something or
another or something. WD: Jumpin' jehosephat!
Where does the school find these assholes? CJ: Who
knows, Wink, probably a used condom! (Laughter)
WD: Well, here they go kids! Let's have a
listen!