I don't like poodles and potpourri
Pastel colors ain't good on me
I need a woman that I can squeeze
These are the things that I believe

I like John Wayne and overalls
Hate chick flicks and shopping malls
I thank God that I've got balls
A pickup truck, a texas drawl

I don't like flowers and fancy wine
Or talking the telephone all the time
I don't want nothing near my behind
It's an exit, it suits me fine

These are the reasons I ainit queer
(These are all the reasons he ain't queer)

I think two holes are better than one
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In 'n' out and then I'm done
Two guys kissing would make me run

I don't like sex on a fufu bed
Don't want to dance with a guy name Fred
I did it once and my face turned red
You saw the tape...so enoughs been said

me n my buddies we like to drink
Watching fights at the hockey rink
You won't catch me wearing pink
I like the fact that my pecker don't stink

These are all the reasons I ain't queer
Don't be poking nothing near my rear
These are all those reasons
The crazy cuckoo reasons
These are all those reasons I ain't queer