Rodney Carrington Carlos Lyrics:
I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short
fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely
off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I
was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just
guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it
good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just
dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the
fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be
creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and
talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd
like to share it with you:

Hello my name is Carlos. I want to make love to
you. I want you to get on the bed,and take off
your panties,do as i say. Hurry girlfriend,right
now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that your
feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk
fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one
of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on
the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't
remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I
want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls
tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney
spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my
sexy girl?I will find you sexy girl and you will
come.And when you come you will come again,who
will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I want my
sexy girl right now,where is she? I like you,right
there,hiding behind your boyfriend. Come to
Carlos. Look at you! I like you sexy girl where
did you get that dress?Right now I tell you. I
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tell-Here's whats going to happen. I will spank
your hiney,like this. You will really like
this-Don't fight it,do as i say! We will have fun.
Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do
as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love
her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she
attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I
would like to do a little trick. I would like to
make my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's
okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear. And
then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I
play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She can't keep
her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell
you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you
what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's
fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come
on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it does
not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will
give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your
chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell
you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll
give you a little something,make you,put you in
the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make
you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are
horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be
a little more horny than you. Oh,he wants to be
horny too. We will have a threesome! Jesus Christ
Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love
before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny
right now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to
you:

As I walk on to the stage, Tonight I turn another
page, Another nitch up in my cup, I will sit down
in your lap, Look at you you turn me o-oon, I
squeeze your boobs when we're alo-oone I am caught
up in your trap... I hope she dont give me the
clap

Okay,I play. Thanks for coming out,Good Night!
Lyrics: Carlos, Rodney Carrington [end]