Roger Miller Hand for the hog Lyrics:
Well they tell me but I can't be sure that a man's
best friend is a mangy cur I kinda favor the hog
myself how about a hand for the hog Ya say a hog
ain't nothin' but a porky thing little forked feet
with a nosey ring Pickle them feet folks how about
a hand for the hog If you took a notion I'll bet a
good hog would make a hell of a pet You could
teach him to ride and hunt you could clean him up
and let him sit up front A feller and a hog had a
comedy act the feller was terrible as a matter of
fact But that hog was a funny sucker how about a
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hand for the hog [fiddle]
Well I've looked at it and it and it looks like
this either you ain't or either you is A true blue
fan of the swine folks how about a hand for the
hog Well I've seen dogs that will howl and bark
for no more reason than a moonless dark And a hog
won't rattle your sleep folks how about a hand for
the hog Well if you took a notion I'll bet you
could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette Well it
might take a little bit a time but hell what't
time to a hog ha ha ha Well I once saw a hog with
a small tattoo it read I reckon I do I do And he
did to right there in front of me how about a hand
for the hog
Lyrics: Hand for the hog, Roger Miller [end]