I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty
car If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I
could travel really far I'd rather have a shitty
meal than a shitty resume 'Cause a totally awesome
resume will feed me steak one day I'd rather have
a shitty body than a shitty voice On my body I
could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no
choice

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats Let's move to the hills together and raise
some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've
got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll
forget our differences and live like a couple tree
huggers

The earth is so polluted I could never walk
barefoot, ouch On Earth day I was going to plant
some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch I
try to eat what's good for me, but I like Captain
Crunch And an extra large Snickers bar with a
glass of Hawaiian Punch I was going to join an ad
hoc committee, but I don't know what ad hoc means
I think it's a special kind of rock for stone
washed denim jeans

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats Let's move to the hills together and raise
some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've
got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll
forget our differences and live like a couple tree
huggers

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were Catholic On hot dog day we could wear what we
wanted, I always ate four and got sick Once I
kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really
flustered I'll never forget the way she smelled,
she tasted just like mustard Now every time I go
to the market and I reach the mustard row I have
to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats Let's move to the hills together and raise
some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've
got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll
forget our differences and live like a couple tree
huggers

As a child I was pretty sick, I could make my arm
come out of it's socket I used to like a Girl
Scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket I
used to go to church a lot, I was an altar boy Got
to ring the bells at Communion time, it gave me
special joy Don't know what I believe in now, I'm
filled with foggy guilt I'm too scared not to
believe in God, I never touch myself under my
quilt

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild
oats Let's move to the hills together and raise
some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've
got you to help me forget those buggers, oh Every
day'll be hot dog day and we'll live like a couple
tree huggers