Well, there's a girl in the neighborhood
I'd get close to her if I could
I think she likes me but I don't know for sure
I walk by and she's wavin' from the door

Her kid brother's got a dog that's mean
Meanest dog that I've ever seen
Can't even set a foot in her yard
Hey, little Billy, why're ya laughin' so hard?

Billy, does your bulldog bite?
I gotta see your sister tonight
I wanna kiss and hold her tight
So quit foolin' around
And tell me, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

Well, so I went down to the pound
And I got me a female hound
One that, that old bulldog would like
And I turned her loose on him tonight
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So, Billy, where's your bulldog Spike?
I haven't seen him around here all night
I bet that now he feels alright
I don't miss him a bit
So tell me, Billy, where's your bulldog Spike?

I used to have to say, Billy, does your bulldog bite?
I gotta see your sister tonight
I wanna kiss and hold her tight
So quit foolin' around
And tell me, Billy, does your bulldog
Billy, does your bulldog, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I used to have to say, Billy, does your bulldog bite?
I gotta see your sister tonight
I wanna kiss and hold her tight
So quit foolin' around
And tell me Billy, does your bulldog
Billy does your bulldog, Billy, does your bulldog bite?