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Fat Arnie b

Well I once knew a man, named Fat
Arnie B., he rolled into
town and took a
bite out of me, he pulled up to the
window, ordered burgers
galore, but when
I asked him for the money, he put
the pedal to the floor,

Honk if you got a big fat ass was
his motto and his creed,
but his fat sweaty
ass was much much more than any
one man could need, now
there's nothing more
amusing than a big fat man in an
economy sized car, with the
wheel in the
middle and the wipers on the
inside, you know he won't get
too far
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Fat Arnie B. Fat Arnie B. all the
burgers in the world for
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Fat Arnie B. Fat Arnie B. processed
meat fills him with glee

Now let me tell you a little story
about some friends of mine
that once upon
a time went to the fine
establishment known as White Castle
to get some of
their delectable burgers. When they
got outside they happened
upon a very
fat man stuffed into a very small
car. He beckoned them
closer, looked them
in the eye and said "you too
look like a couple of swingin
players, but you
and fat enough to get all the
bitches like me, but if you
work real hard, in
10 years, you'll be wearing the
jimmy" astounded by this
indispensable
advice they inquired as to the fat man's name so is to
acquire more of his
nuggets of wisdom in the future. He
gave a little chuckle and
said "My name
is..."