Shel Silverstein Handy man Lyrics:
Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday
I'll be collectin' trash And on a Wednesday I
might be tendin' bar Thursday I'll be the guy who
parks your car On a Friday I might be teachin'
school a Saturday finds me hustlin' pool I got a
whole lotta talents in demand that's why they call
me Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and
boys Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their
toys Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their
lawn And their mama's all horny when their daddys
are gone I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I
can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck And
I can chop down a redwood usin' just one hand
That's why they call me Handy Man

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Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me
for emergencies I can come round you know work
around the house Or the backyards or somethin' not
too taxin' no Yeah on six in the morning I'm out
pickin' fruits 8:45 I'm back pressin' suits Twelve
o'clock you'll see me shinin' shoes the coctail
hour I'll be a servin' booze I can wash your
windows or walk your pet Get your color reception
and on a black and white set Yeah I can play
concerto on your baby grand cause I'm a huh Handy
Man

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and
boys Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their
toys Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their
lawn And their mama's all horny when their daddy's
not at home I save my evenings for a brand new
faces Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases
I tell you babe you gotta understand that I'm a
handy man I mean a handy man you know what I am I
mean a handy man
Lyrics: Handy man, Shel Silverstein [end]