Shel Silverstein Peanut Butter Sandwich Lyrics:
(I'll tell you a story of silly young king Who
played with the world at the end of a string But
he only loved one single thing and that was just a
peanut butter sandwich)

Now his scepter wand his royal gowns his regal
throne and golden crowns Were brown and sticky
from the mounds And drippings from each peanut
butter sandwich His subjects all were silly fools
cuz he had passed a royal rule That all that they
could learn in school was how to make a peanut
butter sandwich He would not eat his sovereign
steak he scorned his soup and his kingly cake And
told his courtly cook to bake And nothin' nothin'
nothin' but an extra-sticky peanut butter sandwich
And then one day he took a bite and started
chewing with delight But found his mouth was stuck
quite tight From that last bite of peanut butter
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sandwich His brother pulled his sister pried the
wizard pushed his mother cried Oh my boy's
committed suicide from eating his last peanut
utter sandwich The dentist came and the royal doc
the royal plumber banged and knocked But still
those jaws stayed tightly locked oh darn that
sticky peanut utter sandwich The carpenter he
tried with pliers the telephone man tried with
wires The firemen they tried with fire but
couldn't melt that peanut utter sandwich With
ropes and pulleys drills and coil with steam and
lubricating oil For twenty years of tears and toil
they fought that awful peanut bbutter sandwich
Then all his royal subjects came they hooked his
jaws with grapplin' chains And pulled both ways
with might and main Against against that peanut
butter sandwich Each man and woman girl and boy
put down their ploughs and pots and toys And
pulled until kerack oh joy they broke right
through the peanut utter sandwich A puff of dust a
screech a squeak the kin's jaw opened with a creak
And then in voice so faint and weak the first
words that they heard him speak Were how about a
peanut butter sandwich
Lyrics: Peanut Butter Sandwich, Shel Silverstein [end]