Shel Silverstein Ugliest man in Town Lyrics:
Handsome guys get girls that are pretty Other guys
make it cause they're clever and witty But the
only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I'm
the ugliest man in town Yeah I drive down the
street in a Roys Rolls car Use hundred dollar
bills when I light my cigar But you know folks
that really don't get you very far When you're the
ugliest man in town There was a note on the
doorstep where I was found Is said this poor child
weighs eleven pounds So bring him up healthy and
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welthy and sound Keep his back to the light don't
let him turn around Yeah all you women you're
heartless and cold all you want is my silver and
gold Don't you know I've got a beautiful soul
though I'm the ugliest man in town Yeah I'm so
ugly I gotta shave in the dark The kids start to
cry when I walk through the park The clock stop
tickin' and dogs start to bark whenever I come
around Oh oh oh I walk down the street the girls
all hiss me If I died tomorrow not one of them
would miss me Only reason they ball me is they
can't stand to kiss me I'm the ugliest man in town
oh yeah the ugliest man in town
Lyrics: Ugliest man in Town, Shel Silverstein [end]