Shrek the Musical I Could Get Used to This Lyrics:
[Donkey (spoken):]
Can I just say though, I’m likin’ what you’ve done around here.
Most people would think of a swamp as a nasty place to live,
but it’s amazing what you’ve done on such a modest budget.

[Shrek (spoken):]
Oh, that’s very kind. Maybe they’ll do a
feature on me in Better Gnomes and Gardens.

[Donkey (spoken):]
Hmmm…
Hey, where ya’ goin’?
I just wanna take another look around, ‘cause this place is beautiful!

[Shrek (spoken):]
Oh, no, no, no you don’t. The exit’s this way! Hey get back here!

[DONKEY (sung):]
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah.
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah.
I like that bolder.
Those trees are nice.
And a mud bath
That is bliss.
A big backyard and a body guard.
I could get used to this!
Uh-huh
Okay, okay!

[SHREK(spoken):]
Hey, I just straightened up over there!

[DONKEY (sung):]
The soothing sound of
Those croakin’ frogs in
Their natural habitat.
This place may stink
But it beats the clink.
I could get used to that!
Uh-huh
Okay, okay!

[SHREK (spoken):]
Out of my onion patch!

[DONKEY (sung):]
I’ll put my hammock here
And my hibachi there.
I’ll put a pool in here
And do my yoga there.
We got a nasty ogre here
So you best beware!

[SHREK (spoken):]
Give me that! Honestly did your mother
accidently kick you in the head as a child?
Well? Where’d he go? Oh no…

[DONKEY (sung):]
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Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah.
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah!
I dig that carpet
And the wooden floor.
Hey, a comfy chair can’t miss.
I love the look of your
Breakfast nook.
I could get used to this!
And may I add
I’ve never had
A bachelor pad.
I could get used to this.
It takes the prize.
It’s just my size.
They match my eyes.
I could get used to this.

[SHREK (spoken):]
You open this door right now…

[DONKEY (sung):]
Oh, what's this?
A home cooked meal?
Now this is where it’s at…
Ugh, you know what?
I’m actually gonna order in,
Cause there is no stinkin’ way
I could get used to that…

[SHREK,(spoken):]
Alright, you are gonna get it!

DONKEY (sung):]
Imaginary friends all my life.
They were fun, but just pretend.
But I finally found
And actual, true to life, flesh and blood
Certified, genuine, bonafide
Best friend…

[SHREK (spoken):]
You’re pitiful…

[DONKEY (sung):]
I knew you’d understand!
We’ll swap manly stories here.
We’ll make waffles there.
Karaoke here,
We’ll make prank calls there.
I’ll shave your back right over here,
And you’ll braid my hair.
Pedicures once a week.
Saturdays hide and seek.
Tatter tots .
Poker nights.
Truth or dare.
3 A.M pillow fights.
You need a buddy,
A loyal pal!
And a side kick
Uh, yes, ya’ do!
We’ve only met just now,
And yet,
I’ve gotten totally used to you.
Uh-huh
Okay,
Cause I’m here,
I’m here to stay!
I’m here to stay!
I believe,
I’m here to stay!

So where do I sleep?
Lyrics: I Could Get Used to This, Shrek the Musical [end]