Myzsterious Mizster Jones.
He'll wanna read your palm
and keep you calm
Got a voodoo head on a lucky charm
With a snake tattoo
going down his arm -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones.
Well
he's the living proof of eternal youth
Got an icecold diamond in his tooth.
And the walls will tumble
when he hits the roof -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones.
Oh
what's good for him is bad for me
Oh
it's hard to break a myzstery.
A double dealing hero
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His origins unkown and he
ain't got no home -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones.
He's into shooting stars
eccentric cars
Grew up fussing
fighting in the bars.
All he's got to show for
it's the battle scars -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones.
Oh
what's good for him is bad for me
. . .
Whatever makes him tick
go take your pick
With a five line rhyming limerick.
Is it his silver tongue? Well
maybe that's the trick
Of the myzsterious Mizster Jones.
Oh
what's good for him is bad for me
. . .
The myzsterious Mizster
Jones - the myzsterious
MizsterJones.