Slapstick Johnny Lyrics:
Johnny wanted his life to go far He went to town
and bought a guitar he had a friend and he showed
him a chord It was fun, but he started getting
bored He developed a need for fame and greed said
a rock band is what I need He bought a whammy bar
and sold his soul Him and his friends played
corporate rock-n-roll They played loud, you could
hear it Johnny smelled just like teen spirit Not
too long playin in clubs meeting lots of girls
giving him lovin Then finally his big break came
His career lead to fortune and fame It's Johnny
and the Allstar Band Talkin about playin on the
radio with Johnny and the Allstarband Talkin about
playin on the radio and in stadiums Not gonna be a
Punk rock Band no no no na na no Johnny Oh No His
career was a big success Rolling Stone cover in a
state of undress The ladies loved him, he made 'em
cry Johnny was the American Messiah Gold records
hanging on his wall, " Johnny Rules " in
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the bathroom stall Yeah he knew that the music was
shit It kept on paying, so he kept playing it His
success clearly climbed MTV video in the meantime
got the grunge look, lookin unclean started making
the ripoff scene. His success was gone in a year
Wow! Johnny what a great career It's Johnny and
the Allstar Band Talkin about playin on the radio
with Johnny and the Allstar band Talkin about
playin on the radio and in stadiums Not gonna be a
Punk rock Band no no no na na no Johnny Oh No
Johnny wanted his life to go far He went to town
and bought a guitar he had a friend and he showed
him a chord It was fun, but he started getting
bored He developed this need for greed said a rock
band is what I need He bought a whammy bar and
sold his soul Him and his friends played corporate
rock-n-roll MTV on the line, got a video for a
long time got the grunge look, lookin unclean
started making the ripoff scene. His success was
gone year Wow Johnny what a great career It's
Johnny and the Allstar Band Talkin about playin on
the radio with Johnny and the Allstar band Talkin
about playin on the radio and in stadiums Not
gonna be a Punk rock Band no no no na na no Johnny
Oh No
Lyrics: Johnny, Slapstick [end]