Okay party people in the house...
you're about to witness something you never witnessed before...
Yes, it's the original human beat box, Doug E. Fresh...
And his partner, the grand wizard, MC, Ricky D
D, and that's me in the place to be.
We goin' to show you how we do it for '85, kick it live, allright?
Because I got a funny feeling you're all sick of all these crap rappers
biting their rhymes because um they're back stabbers.
But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here,
the is no competition 'cause we are the best, here.
But as impress, which we approve
and yeah, we realize that we are on the move,
so listen close so you all don't miss
as we go a little something like this, HIT IT!

Aw yeah!
You know what?
La-di-da-di...
La-di-da-di...
La-di, la-di!
You know what?
Yo peep this

La-di-da-di, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're, just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT
For all of y'all, keepin' y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin' a
That we create, cause that's our mission
So listen, to what we say
Because this type of shit it happens everyday I
Woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch uh, a morning yawn and
Went to the bathroom to wash up
Had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, I said
Um Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all?
there was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!"
But that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pale
and then I got the files for my finger nails
Due to the night and on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
For all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
Fresh dressed, like a million bucks,
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/JyT7threw on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
Stepped out my house stopped short, Oh no!!!
I went back in I forgot my Kangol
Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through a ALLEY
I bumped into my ol' girl named SALLY from the VALLEY
This is a girl plays hard to get
So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset
She said uh, "It's all because of you
I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away
and now my life is filled with rainy days
and I love you so
How much you'll never know
Cause you took your love away from me"
Now what was I to do
She's crying over me and she was feeling blue
I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes
Here comes your mother with those two little guys"
Her mean mother stepped up says to me "Hi!"
Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye
punched her in the belly, and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said what is going on?
I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
She said, "If I can't have you she can't EI-VER"
She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox. But
she gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, she said
"Why don't you give me a play?
So we can go cruising in my oj
And if you give me that OK
I'll give you all my love today
Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways, Oh
MC Rick my love is here to stay"
And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me I'm
too young for you Miss"
She says, "No you're not, " then she starts crying
I says, "I'm nineteen", she
says, "Stop lying!"
I said, "I am -- go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!"
To the tick tock you don't stop
To the tick tick you don't quit, hit it!

...Don't never forget, Doug E. Fresh, and MC Ricky D...