South Park Lyrics
Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch

[Cartman]
You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.

[Kyle]
Shut up Cartman!

[Cartman]
Kyle's mom is the one who
started that damn club, and
all because she's a big fat
stupid bit...

[Kyle]
Don't say it Cartman!

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!

[Kyle]
Don't do it Cartman!

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!

[Kyle]
I'm warning you!

[Cartman]
Okay, okay...

[Kyle]
I'm gettin' pretty sick of him
calling my mom a...

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a
bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in
the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch if
there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle]
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Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a bitch, on
Tuesday she's a bitch,
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in
the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and
she has stupid hair,
She's a big, big, big,
big, big, big, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she
such a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin' like this!

(Cartman & kids in various languages)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in
the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and
she has stupid hair,
She's a big, big, big,
bi, big, big, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch!

[Stan]
Uh, Cartman...

[Cartman]
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she
such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it. Kyle's mom!
She's a big fat, fuckin' biiiiiitch,
Big old fat fuckin' bitch,
Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa...

What?

Oh, fuck...