Spunge Ode to Slimy Bassless Lyrics:
You've got your Volvo and yor little mortgage. All
your things of value all wrapped up in storage.
You've got 2.4 children named Dick and Jane. They
look like Ken and Barby and you dress them both
the same. You've got a dog named Rover, a cat
named Moggy, You're wife wont let you in the car
if it gets a little foggy. I dont wanna be the one
to say that you got boring, But you walk you dog
at 6:30am every morning.

This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for
now who should remain nameless. But you could have
been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet
slippers.

Your in the same job till the day that you retire,
You happy just to sit home, your feet up by the
fire. It's OK to spend all of your fridays down
the pub, But you should have drawn the line at
joining the caravan club, You'd Rather stay home
and watch T.V. than come out and socialise with
li'l ol' me. I dont wanna be the one to say that
you got boring, But when you start talking people
start yawning.

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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for
now who should remain nameless. But you could have
been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet
slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy
who for now who should remain nameless.

You wash and clean your car out every single
sunday mornign. You still enjoy surprises, you
just need alot of warning. You concentrate on golf
now to improve your handicap, You sit down for a
harty meal then lie down for a nap. You think
you're wifes at bingo but she's here with me
instead, You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you just
listened to what she said. I dont wanna be the one
to say that you got boring, But you've lived and
work and you probably die in the same town you
were born in.

This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for
now who should remain nameless. But you could have
been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet
slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy
who for now who should remain nameless.

This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for
now who should remain nameless. But you could have
been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet
slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy
who for now who should remain nameless.
Lyrics: Ode to Slimy Bassless, Spunge [end]