00:14Everyone knows Jesus,
00:17The guy who healed the lame.
00:21Well, I am Jesus' brother,
00:24Craig is my name.
00:31Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
00:34Jesus is the Lamb.
00:38Jesus is the Son of God,
00:41But Craig don't give a damn.

00:46Because when Craig's in sight,
00:48We'll party all damn night.
00:50I don't turn water into wine,
00:51But into cold Coors Light.
00:53I'm not my brother, I know,
00:55Don't walk on H2O,
00:56But I got hydroponic shit
that me and Judas grow.

01:01I'm fuckin Craig.
01:04I'm fuckin Craig.
01:07Yea I'm fuckin Craig.
01:11Craig Christ.

01:19I hang out with Lepors,
01:22Barabbas, and Solemay.
01:26Jesus' friends are called Apostles.
01:29Those dudes are totally gay.
01:33Jesus performs miracles,
01:36From Galilee to Rome.
01:40But it would be a miracle,
01:43If he brought a fuckin lady home.

01:48Because while Jesus is prayin,
01:50Fuckin Craig is layin,
01:52Every lady in the Testament,
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01:55I won't die for your sin,
01:57Like my famous kin.
01:58But if you've got a little sister,
02:00Then there's room at this inn.

02:02I'm fuckin Craig.
02:05Yea fuckin Craig.
02:09fuckin Craig.
02:12Craig Christ.

02:20Jesus was our mothers fave,
02:24All her love to him she gave.
02:27But there's no sibling rivalry,
02:30When he's nailed to that tree.
02:34Yeah.

02:37And now the question for you,
02:38Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
02:40But where will you be,
02:41When the Craig Machine
comes partyin' through?
02:44And if the Lord will allow,
02:45You've got to ask yourself how,
02:47And who and why and when and
where is your messiah now?

02:50It's fuckin Craig.
02:53Fuckin Craig.
02:57Fuckin Craig.
03:00I'm fuckin Craig.
03:04Craig Christ.
03:07Craig Christ.
03:11Craig Christ.
03:14I'm fuckin Craig.