intro were gona end in a song now
abought you in highschool if youv never got laid
song

harmonica!

more harmonica!

I've got my twelve sided die and
I'm ready to roll with a wizard and
my goblin crew.
My friends are comin' over to my
mom's basement bringin' funyuns and
a mountain dew.
(I got a big broad sword made out of
cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin
zeppelin.(dazed and confused)
It's that time of the night we turn on
the black light let the dungeons and the
dragons begin.)
It's D and D!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's D and D!
Never kissed lady before. (Nope! he hasnt!)woohoo!
Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things.
We use these as a reference tool.
And when we put on our cloaks and tell
warlock jokes we're the coolest kids
at the school!!
(No we're not.)
I know.
Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master.
He's got hit points and charisma to lend.
(And I rehearse in my room, or what I
call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/LJpDwith my girlfriend.)
(you dont have a girlfriend
yes i got a girlfriend
you dont have a girlfriend
why must you lie to the amarican vewing public and all of the
people in here you just said in the first virse youv never kissed a laidy b4
and even last night in the hotel room i cought you fucking off to the
victoria secret catalog so i know your lieing)
It's D and D!
sommoning the demons from hell
It's D and D!
when our ship gets into taco bell
(teketo tolopa!)
well my midevil brother theres room here for another
would you care to take a role of the die?
you guys make me week you keep up with a warrior as might as i?
see your imortal danger im a first class ranger whos half gargoil half elf thats right
and if that dosnt scare ya maby i should beware ya of what lurks in my gameing shelf
(do tell)
next to my jr high anual lies my monster manual and my costomized dungeons and dragons screen
iv got tresures and traps on my graph map next to my 3 inch solid puta vigureens
so if you thing you got the balls bring on your doungan master dolls il be pertected by my
road of distruction and i will leave you both in teers cuz im the doungan master here
and you two are in need of some instruction
its D and D!
warriors and tirivi
its d and d!!
Virgins.... 'till the daaaayyy.. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeee...
oh oh oh oh.. oh oh oh.
no! no! no! no! 1 2 fuck you!
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Thanks.
(Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen.)
That's Mark Teich.