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Current version of Stephen Lynch Lyrics D and d (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/s/stephen-lynch/d/) Current version of the lyrics |
Version 1 of Stephen Lynch Lyrics D and d (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/s/stephen-lynch/d/v1.html) Version 1 of the lyrics | ||||||||||||
| 1 | [intro] were gona end in a song now | Better get back up here. This is a song | 1 | ||||||||||
| 2 | abought you in highschool if youv never got laid | about a guy you might remember from high | 2 | ||||||||||
| 3 | [song] | school, or you might be this guy from | 3 | ||||||||||
| 4 | high school. I don't know.. | 4 | |||||||||||
| 5 | harmonica! | -------------------- | 5 | ||||||||||
| 6 | (How about a little harmonica?) | 6 | |||||||||||
| 1 | more harmonica! | 1 | |||||||||||
| 2 | 2 | ||||||||||||
| I've got my twelve sided die and | I've got my twelve sided die and | ||||||||||||
| I'm ready to roll with a wizard and | I'm ready to roll with a wizard and | ||||||||||||
| my goblin crew. | my goblin crew. | ||||||||||||
| My friends are comin' over to my | My friends are comin' over to my | ||||||||||||
| mom's basement bringin' funyuns and | mom's basement bringin' funyuns and | ||||||||||||
| a mountain dew. | a mountain dew. | ||||||||||||
| 7 | (I got a big broad sword made out of | {I got a big broad sword made out of | 7 | ||||||||||
| cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin | cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin | ||||||||||||
| 8 | zeppelin.(dazed and confused) | zeppelin. | 8 | ||||||||||
| It's that time of the night we turn on | It's that time of the night we turn on | ||||||||||||
| the black light let the dungeons and the | the black light let the dungeons and the | ||||||||||||
| 9 | dragons begin.) | dragons begin.} | 9 | ||||||||||
| It's D and D! | It's D and D! | ||||||||||||
| Fighting with the legends of yore. | Fighting with the legends of yore. | ||||||||||||
| It's D and D! | It's D and D! | ||||||||||||
| 10 | Never kissed lady before. (Nope! he hasnt!)woohoo! | Never kissed lady before. {Nope!} Whoo! | 10 | ||||||||||
| Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things. | Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things. | ||||||||||||
| We use these as a reference tool. | We use these as a reference tool. | ||||||||||||
| And when we put on our cloaks and tell | And when we put on our cloaks and tell | ||||||||||||
| warlock jokes we're the coolest kids | warlock jokes we're the coolest kids | ||||||||||||
| 11 | at the school!! | at the school... | 11 | ||||||||||
| 12 | (No we're not.) | {No we're not.} | 12 | ||||||||||
| I know. | I know. | ||||||||||||
| Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master. | Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master. | ||||||||||||
| He's got hit points and charisma to lend. | He's got hit points and charisma to lend. | ||||||||||||
| 13 | (And I rehearse in my room, or what I | {And I rehearse in my room, or what I | 13 | ||||||||||
| call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out | call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out | ||||||||||||
| 14 | with my girlfriend.) | with my girlfriend.} | 14 | ||||||||||
| 15 | (you dont have a girlfriend | It's D and D... wait... | 15 | ||||||||||
| 16 | yes i got a girlfriend | Sorry, You got a girlfriend? | 16 | ||||||||||
| 17 | you dont have a girlfriend | {Yeah. Yeah, I got a...no.} | 17 | ||||||||||
| 3 | why must you lie to the amarican vewing public and all of the | 3 | |||||||||||
| 4 | people in here you just said in the first virse youv never kissed a laidy b4 | 4 | |||||||||||
| 5 | and even last night in the hotel room i cought you fucking off to the | 5 | |||||||||||
| 6 | victoria secret catalog so i know your lieing) | 6 | |||||||||||
| It's D and D! | It's D and D! | ||||||||||||
| 18 | sommoning the demons from hell | Warriors that terrify. | 18 | ||||||||||
| It's D and D! | It's D and D! | ||||||||||||
| 19 | when our ship gets into taco bell | Virgins 'till the day we... | 19 | ||||||||||
| 20 | (teketo tolopa!) | 1,2,3,4! | 20 | ||||||||||
| 21 | well my midevil brother theres room here for another | Die! | 21 | ||||||||||
| 7 | would you care to take a role of the die? | 7 | |||||||||||
| 8 | you guys make me week you keep up with a warrior as might as i? | 8 | |||||||||||
| 9 | see your imortal danger im a first class ranger whos half gargoil half elf thats right | 9 | |||||||||||
| 10 | and if that dosnt scare ya maby i should beware ya of what lurks in my gameing shelf | 10 | |||||||||||
| 11 | (do tell) | 11 | |||||||||||
| 12 | next to my jr high anual lies my monster manual and my costomized dungeons and dragons screen | 12 | |||||||||||
| 13 | iv got tresures and traps on my graph map next to my 3 inch solid puta vigureens | 13 | |||||||||||
| 14 | so if you thing you got the balls bring on your doungan master dolls il be pertected by my | 14 | |||||||||||
| 15 | road of distruction and i will leave you both in teers cuz im the doungan master here | 15 | |||||||||||
| 16 | and you two are in need of some instruction | 16 | |||||||||||
| 17 | its D and D! | 17 | |||||||||||
| 18 | warriors and tirivi | 18 | |||||||||||
| 19 | its d and d!! | 19 | |||||||||||
| 20 | Virgins.... 'till the daaaayyy.. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeee... | 20 | |||||||||||
| 21 | oh oh oh oh.. oh oh oh. | 21 | |||||||||||
| 22 | no! no! no! no! 1 2 fuck you! | 22 | |||||||||||
| 23 | Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! | 23 | |||||||||||
| -------------------- | -------------------- | ||||||||||||
| Thanks. | Thanks. | ||||||||||||
| 22 | (Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen.) | {Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen.} | 22 | ||||||||||
| That's Mark Teich. | That's Mark Teich. | ||||||||||||
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