Stephen Lynch D&d (2005 Bonus Version) Lyrics:
[00:04] Harmonica. [00:10] More harmonica.

[00:16] I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to
roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. [00:22] My
friends are coming over to my mom's basement
bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew. [00:27] I
got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and
that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and
confused) [00:33] It's that time of the night, we
turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the
dragons begin!

[00:38] It's D and D!! [00:42] Fighting with the
legends of yore. [00:44] It's D and D!!
[00:48] Never kissed a lady before. Nope, I said
it, WOOO! [00:51] C'mon you gonna bring the
thunder? I'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon
bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! Aww that's nice.
[00:57] Why don't you bring some thunder mother
fucker. Bring some thunder, alright!

[01:02] Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal
and things, we use these as a reference tool.
[01:08] And when we put on our cloaks and tell
warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the
school! [01:15] No we're not. I know.

[01:17] Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair
dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to
lend. [01:22] And I rehearse in my room or what I
call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my
girlfriend! [01:27] It's D and D! [01:29] Wait wait
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wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm
sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What? [01:34] Dude
come on, seriously. What?! [01:42] You've got a
fuckin...girlfriend? Dungeon master! [01:49] That's
kind of a dick thing to say.

[01:52] It's D and D!! [01:55] Summoning the demons
of hell. [01:57] It's D and D!! [02:00] When our
shift ends at the taco bell. Gordita! Chalupa!

[02:20] Well my medieval brother, there's room here
for another, would you care to take a roll of the
die? [02:25] You guys make me weep, you think that
you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
[02:31] See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first
class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
[02:37] And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should
beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf.
[02:43] Next to my junior high annual lies my
monster manual, and my customized dungeon master
screen. [02:49] I've got treasures and traps on my
graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid
pewter figurines. [02:55] So if you think you got
the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls,
I'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
[03:01] And I will leave you both in tears cause
I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in
need of some instruction.

[03:06] It's D and D!! [03:10] Warriors who terrify.
[03:12] It's D and D!!!!!!! [03:23] Virgins, 'til
the day.....
[03:30] We..................................
[03:41] o oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
[03:47] Do it, oh oh ohh oh note:oh's from New
Kids on the Block song

[03:50] NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

[03:56] One,Two fuck you [03:57] DIE!!!!!
[4:04] Thank you everybody!
Lyrics: D&d (2005 Bonus Version), Stephen Lynch [end]