Stephen Lynch Lyrics
For the Ladies

I kissed you on the cheek,
Goodnight my love, I said,
You turned to me and smiled,
"A baby's on the way",
And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew,
And I lie wondering
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Just what I should do.

I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares,
I could swear to God you accidentally
Fell that flight of stairs;
When I tell you that I love you,
I will look you in the eye,
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.