Stephen Lynch Half a man Lyrics:
All my days
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear

See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don't have a matching set
It's a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don't stare

Well I'm a gambling man
with out two dice
I'm like Uncle Ben with
only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I'm half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man

Wanna die
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end it all, just call it quits
I can't find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear "ball one"

Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that's
there must feel so sad
He's a lonely nad

Well I'm a marathon
runner with just one leg
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I'm half a man

Well I'm a tweedle dee
with no tweedle dum
And I'm a Siskel and an
Ebert with just one thumb
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I'm just half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Lyrics: Half a man, Stephen Lynch [end]