Oh, that's right, baby, bubba
We gon' talk about this girl named Suzy, bubba
She ain't no floosy, though she's a doozy
Speaking about that girl named Suzy
'Cause she's groovy, baby, bubba

Ah, we funky down here y'all
Come here, Suzy, baby
Let me rub you down, Suzy, baby
Ah, you fat bubba, mubba, wabba

Speaking of a girl named Suzy
Said she'd do anything to soothe me
Take off clothes or put 'em back on
Ain't that right, Wise?
(Word is bond)

Comin' from the show she was always there
It's like we couldn't get her out of our hair
She would even follow us late at night
Right, Delite?
(Yo, believe the hype)

Suzy was a girl we couldn't get enough of
Can't say it was love, 'cause I don't know what it was
Homeboys said she was a real loose cutie
So I tapped the Dad and said, 'Yo, we got a Suzy'

Speakin' of a girl named Suzy
Yeah, yeah
(Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy)

Do you remember that day, we was on the tour bus?
Listened to a tape, I think it was the Cold Crush
Suzy heard the tape and said, "Who's that?"
Delite said
(Just sit on my lap)

She said, "Okay, whatever you say"
I saw the game and asked, "Can I play?"
She said, "Sure", I said, "Really?
And what about the rest of the Stet posse?"

She just smiled and I just grinned
And the band, they got ready to win
Or should I say start, or should I say begin
Anyway you put it, she was all in

Started on the tour bus, she was in a rush
(Rush to do what?)
You know what's up
The bus had three rooms, she started in the first
And it was pretty bad, but the second got worse

And in the third I had to tip my hat
(You mean it was like that, hops?)
Yo, it was like that

Suzy had a thing for the boys in the band
And the band bein' Stet, be assured, my man
Everything that glitters ain't always gold
But for all the groups, yo, she broke the mold

Speakin' of a girl named Suzy
Yeah, yeah
(Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy)

Right before a show unverified D.C.
I looked at Wise, the Dad looked at me
We slapped five while the band got ready
Then we all glanced around for Suzy

Had a monogram top with our names of each
A two-piece bikini like you wear on a beach
A shape no man could ever forget
And on the back of her shorts, take me to the bridge

Do it now, Suzy, uno, dos, tres, cuatro
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Then one day, it was in the winter
Snow was on the ground, we were leavin' Philly
I was in my bunk, geared to my radio
Wrapped in his blanket, 'cause it was kinda chilly

Not too long after, we all fell asleep
And the snow storm got a lot worse
Our bus driver started dozin' off
The bus started driftin', Suzy noticed first

She awoke the crew and the driver, no doubt
Saved our lives and that's a fact
And one thing about Suzy you all should know
She may be a groupie but we love her to the max, Jack

Ah, Oran "Juice" Jones
Don't be 'yo babyin' me, I am not Suzy
Everybody, let me tell you
Suzy is a dog, a real dog, you know, she's a real dog

A German Shepherd dog with a leash and a flea collar
And a tail and fur and everything
She's a real dog and she's following 'em
Because they draggin' her on a leash
With a can of Alpo in they pockets

Let me tell y'all every
Ah, Wise, Wise, wake up
I'm tryin' to cut a record here
Hello? Wake up

I, I'm over here
MC Delite, I'm over here
Blind as a fat child, I'm over here
Somebody unverified they got the 2 for 1 sale today

That's right, DBC, late again
Child live another day, gotta take the bus, won't you get a car?
Daddy-O, will you stop spittin' on me?
Child, I don't need a shower, baby, you do but I don't

Oh, oh in comes walking Gary unverified
With the Gary unverified hairstyle
Mr. Bobby Simmons actin' like a big time producer
Yeah, we all remember when, don't start frontin' now
Ah, Prince Paul, Pat's on the phone

Child, you been walkin' down the street
Guys be tryin' to rap to you?
This one guy was playin' the Africa stuff
He said, 'Yo, baby, you know somethin'?
If we was back in Africa I would marry you

I would give you 26 or 27 babies
And I will buy your mother a cow
I said, "Honey, if I have 26 or 27 babies
I'ma need 13 titties and I'ma be a cow

What is your problem?'
Then this other guy walked up to me, he says
'Ooh, baby, you know somethin', when I think of you?
Won't you just come over here
And let me be your peppermint paddy

I said, "When I bite into your peppermint paddy
Honey, I'll give you the feeling, the sensation
Of bein' in a sewer barefooted
Now get out my face"

These guys are so stupid, child
A lot of them think that unverified is a flavor
It's not, it really ain't
Child, we gotta put up with them 'cause they all we got
So take it easy, in effect

Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy
Suzy, Suzy, Suzy