Steve Lieberman Lyrics
My Call-Girl

(from the album arbeiter at the gate-2004

she's banging banging banging on my motel door
as i rush to meet my first traveling whore
she's six feet tall and ugly and she's looking like trash
i need to find a better way to spend my cash
she checks me up and down and she's looking real sour
this is gonna be one hell of an hour
maybe i think too much, i get way too mental
but there's no way that this chick could be oriental

my call-girl got one eye on the clock
another on her shabby purse
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where she stuffed my hard-earned money
this will always be my curse

she covers-my thing with protection
she's creepy but i'm getting lucky
but she grabs my hand and pushes it away
and says, 'dude you ain't gonna bucky"

she starts yanking my chain and talking real stupid
for the first time i'm bored real silly
if it wasn't for this dose of viagra
i'd be embarassed of big willy.

she keeps on going but i tell her to stop
but she kept on going 'till i threatened to call the cops
i go to the atm i send her on her way
got me a real cutie i'm gonna get laid!!