Tenacious D Lyrics
Cock Pushups

KG: Do you think that um, do you
think that when the album, when
this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make
us um, more attractive to the
ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
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JB: Its where you fuckin lay
down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner
lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be
impossible. Your cock can
support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could
only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need