Spoken
This is the greatest and best song
in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a
shiny demon... in the middle...
of the road.
And he said:

Sung
"Play the best song in the world, or
I'll eat your soul." (soul)

Spoken
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."

Sung
And we played the first thing
that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was
The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one made two, two and one made three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his rubber tail,
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He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest
Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The
Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best
muthafuckin' song the greatest
song in the world.

2-part skat
spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful
night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.

sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just
a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

skat
All right! All right!