Tex Williams Closer Closer Closer Lyrics:
Now there ain't a man who doesn't drink and there
ain't a man who doesn't think That the stuff that
he consumes is not the best The Cubans drink
Bacardi rum Formaldehyde is drunk by some They say
that stuff will give you lots a rest Now the Navy
likes Torpedo juice but I knew a gambler who'd
produce The best darn pack of gin that could be
found Well I drunk 'em all and so I know from pink
Champagne to sniffin' snow There's just one drink
that has that gravy now Closer move my beer closer
my eyes are dim and I can hardly see Why drink
bourbon Scotch or wine when beer is cheaper twice
as fine Closer closer closer move it closer

Now granddad was no drinkin' man I don't want you
to misunderstand But he'd take a nip if someone
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had a shot When the first snow fell and it was
cold for medicinal purposes I was told Those
tarries that he nicked sure hit the spot But I've
heard him say it a time or two that if he had it
all again to do He would have bought a bar when he
was just a pup Then whenever he felt a chill or
such or maybe he just wanted to slip his clutch He
would grab the stein and had 'em fill 'er up
Closer move my beer closer...

Now Kentucky brew the brandy stuff it looks like
water but it's twice as rough It makes you think
that you been kicked by a mule Of course women
they drink most anything from milk and tea till a
hop-head-sling I hear they drink their coffees hot
or cool Now wine is fine but I declare next
morning with them buffels there It makes it kinda
hard to navigate I like to ride with my head clear
so if you please just one cold beer That's
something that I'd sure appreciate Closer move my
beer closer...
Lyrics: Closer Closer Closer, Tex Williams [end]