The Arrogant Worms Christmas Blues Lyrics:
Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to
load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I
use to like Christmas, but every year it gets
worse Gettin' gift to six billion people is just
too much damn work

Got the Christmas blues, man this job is killin'
me And most of these stupid new houses don't even
have chimneys

I use to be jolly, now I'm depressed Had a twinkle
in my eye, now I've got a bullet proof vest Cuz if
the pace don't kill me, some gun totin' yahoo will
They keep on shootin' at me like I'm some sort of
big fat red criminal
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Got the Christmas blues, I'm starting to see That
I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk
and cookies

Man, I hate kids, especially their letters Cuz I
always give 'em some stuff, man, but they always
say they want somethin' better Well, maybe I'm
getting cranky cuz I'm gettin' old But I just feel
like giving all them stupid little brats great big
lumps of coal

I got the Christmas blues, man, enough's enough
Next year you can find some other sucker to
deliver all this stuff I got the Christmas blues,
I tell you, I'm gonna quit Gonna find me a steady
job with good benefits

Ho ho ho? I don't think so!
Lyrics: Christmas Blues, The Arrogant Worms [end]